The Villain is Happy Being a Father - Chapter 37: Strange Drug
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Translator: Shi Xiao Ling
The palace workers were trembling in fear. The acting chief eunuch hadn’t come out since he had entered the Royal study. The door of the Royal study was closed. The handsome Young Master Yu and the doctor Wang had also entered. They had a premonition that something might happen soon. They were walking on eggshells.
The maid Xiao Hua went out for a walk with the little princess in her arms. Mr. Xiao Yuzi told her that she couldn’t come back with the princess until an hour. The reason was that the little princess was too attached to the emperor recently, which affected the emperor’s Memorial reading and other official work. So she has to make the emperor have some free time to work.
The little dumpling was holding a rabbit doll. This was her father’s compensation for last night night’s incident. He said that he took the rabbit sent by the bad uncle, so he gave another rabbit to the little dumpling.
The rabbit toy was very soft and cute, and she could sleep with it in her arms. She didn’t like the gift of the bad uncle either. She should have just thrown it away on the spot. Anyway, she doesn’t like the things sent by that bad uncle!
In the imperial study.
There was a ‘still good’ rabbit on the table. The other one was smashed into pieces and put on one side. There was a pile of black powder on the other side.
Doctor Wang was in a heavy mood. He had been working on pharmacology for all his life, but he had never seen a drug that he had never heard of before. “I went back to study it for a long time, and I took some mice to test it on. It’s not very toxic, but it seems to confuse thier brain … “
He was a little uncertain. “I have tasted several kinds of drugs, all of which were mutually reinforcing. It was logically illogical to say that such a combination is neither a poison nor a medicine to hurt the body. It’s not bad neither is it good. “
“A few mice took the medicine and began to be OK. The old minister increased the dosage and fed them. The next day, they were in a state of madness. They scurried around in the cage. Sometimes they were as stupid as a fool . Sometimes they hit their heads to the top of the cage and came back again and again. “
“What’s more, there were two mice, who weren’t fed the substance. But because the powder was put aside, it seemed to have slight symptoms. The workers thought that the powder, as long as it was put around for a long time , could affect people’s brain. “
The youth on one side added: “This thing was taken from the rabbit’s head. I have studied it. The rabbit’s head has a small mechanism. It seems to be closed, but in fact, it makes a blind eye. There is a hole in it. It can’t be seen from the outside. There is a small mechanism in it. “
Mr. Xiao Yuzi exclaimed: “The powder will be sent outside through the mechanism?”
The young man shrugged, “Yes.”
Then he took down the intact rabbit in front of several people. He saw that the rabbit’s head and body were separated. There was a layer of jade film on the outside. There was a button in it that was tightened and could not be opened without force.
The young man tried not to damage the structure and knocked the jade in half before he took it out. When the two pieces of jade were spread out, everyone understood the mechanism inside.
“The powder should have been put in the jade at the beginning of its making. When it was finished, it will not be seen from the outside. Besides, it is not easy to disassemble and find.”
Mr. Xiao Yuzi didn’t know as much as his master, Eunuch Dou. He was stunned and stupefied at the jade rabbit and muttered to himself: “What the little princess said was indeed true. King Wu really had a problem.”
Then he smiled and said happily. “It’s still a child’s instinct. If the person is good or bad she can feel it at a glance? Fortunately, the emperor took the little princess’s words to heart and took the jade to check …”
Speaking of this, he thought of his inexplicable fall. If it hadn’t been for that fall, he wouldn’t have broken the rabbit’s forehead and rolled it right in front of Mr. Yu. It could not have been found!
He patted his chest repeatedly, and said that he had a good fall, or he would have nothing to do but give away his life!
The system who knows what happened, rolls its eyes, and hides its power and fame.
He did not guess wrong. The reborn man was the key to the disaster! It was all because the ancient medical treatment in the human world was too backward. If we had put it in modern times and taken it to the laboratory for a test, we could have definitely analyzed what kind of medicine it was and what effect it had.
It took some energy for the system to use its powers. It knew that it was not a good medicine.
It was fatal. If it was put around for a long time, it would affect people’s nervous system. They would become a fool and the kind who listens to people’s words.
Nothing short for puppet.
Breaking the male lead’s plan, the system rolled back a few laps happily, and did not waste its energy! The next world it must ask the baby to make up for it!
It took more than half an hour for the door of the Royal study to open. Xiao Yuzi’s face was serious. He didn’t smile as usual. As usual, he pulled the scum on his beard and covered the pretty face. Wang Taiyi frowned and came out with a medicine chest on his back, full of worries.
The man stayed alone in the room, closed his eyes and meditated.
Those things have been put away, the desk is empty, and the study is quiet.
For a while, the front of the hall became busy, and the group’s chirping voice came, Sister Xiao Hua, I want to see the father, you put me down!”
“The Holy One is busy. Will you wait?”
“I will not give this flower to Cao Lian. I will keep it for my father, who will braid it for me!”
Just when she said that, the door was pushed open. The little dumpling ran like a gust of wind, rushed to the man, holding a beautiful pink flower in her small hand, she pointed to her small head: “Father, I just came back from a walk. Braid my hair now! “
Wei Jue looked at the furry head of the little dumpling, and the two groups of sparse hair pulled on the top of the little dumpling’s head. The talent of the palace girl was good, so she didn’t blow her hair when she went out of the door. The little dumpling didn’t feel anything, but straightened up.
“You promised to braid it!” she said.
The man took over the flower, put down the dumpling’s hair, twisted his eyebrows and fought with the little hair. For a while, the twisted hair was tied up, which was far less beautiful than before. The little dumpling clapped her little hands excitedly and handed over the flower. “Father, today, the flower should be inserted on the left, the left!”
Giving the little flower to her father, she drew the corner of her mouth, but the little princess was different from ordinary people!
The reading group decided in the Ming Dynasty’s Si Yuan Festival, at least the aesthetics were very good.
In addition to the grandson of the official ministry’s scribe, who had been chosen after the princess had closed her eyes and pointed out, the rest of the accompanying reading partners were pretty little dolls with red lips and white teeth. How could they not be used when they arrived at the emperor?
Wei Jue didn’t find that her breath had softened a lot. Most people didn’t know it. He tied her hair and watched her swing her little braid to show off to the palace maid. His lips cocked up carelessly.
After a long time with the girl, when the girl went to sleep. Wei Jue said to a man in black who was kneeling in front of him. He said: “Go check on King Wu.”
The little princess did not know why she delayed her initiation for a few days until she went to the study today.
As the reading partners of the princess, several young princesses and princes were sent to the palace by the servants of their families very early. Mr. Wang arrived a little before the class time, the little princess finally came late.
The children opened their eyes wide and dared not come forward to say hello.
They watched the legendary fierce and bad emperor who would eat children come in with the little princess in his arms. He coaxed the little princess to get up without expression.
“Class is over.”
“Who said he missed books?”
The little dumpling suddenly woke up for the most part, and raised his head from the man’s arms. “It’s Yinyin. It’s Yinyin who wants to go to school!”
In the past, the little dumpling had never read, studied or made friends. When she picked up the bottles, she envied the children who could go to kindergarten. Now she could go to school too!
Although it was different from the kindergarten the little dumpling imagined, it was the first school she was going to study. There were five little friends. The little dumpling came down from her father’s arms and waved her small hands to other dumplings to say hello, “Hello!”
The regiments blushed, “OK, OK.”
Seeing that the frightening emperor turned around and disappeared, the children just bravely approached the little princess.
“Little princess, I am your first friend, Fang Tang! The first one!”
The little dumpling nodded her little head. She remembered that the first child who wanted to give her a gift. She reached out her hand, palms up, and blinked at Fang Tang with her big eyes. She could not say what she expected: “gift.”
Fang Tang: “…”
The five-year-old boy suddenly panicked and scratched his head modestly, “I, I, my mother hid my jade plate, right, sorry!”
Fang Tang’s heart was very empty, and he was very guilty. He said he would give the little princess the jade pendant!
Think about it. Can he pull a little rattle out of his arms?
For the first time in his five year long life, Fang Tang, with his head bowed, had lost face. “My things had been put away. I just found this rattle, which I used when I was a child. It’s very good and fun. “
When it comes to fun at the end, he lowered his voice. Fun was aimed at the time when he was very young, and he could not walk at that time. His mother said that he liked playing this rattle best, but according to the current vision of Fang Tang, it was not fun at all, it was too childish!
Cao Lian didn’t expect that the little princess in front of her was a girl who had never seen the world. Yinyin had no toys since she had memories. When she came here, the sisters of the palace always made dolls for her. But there was no such thing. It was a good play!
Because the little princess was three years old, the servants of the palace had never thought of sending a rattle or something to the little princess. The rattle was for a baby who can’t talk and walk yet. Now the little princess doesn’t need that!
As the palace workers thought, the other children felt the same way. They thought that Fang Tang was the first to talk to the little princess, and the first to be courteous but disgusting.
Now they thought that this guy’s brain was full of water. He even gave the princess such a childish thing as the rattle. The other children were not in a hurry. They were waiting to see Fang Tang being made into a joke and call him Thumper!
The little princess took it pleasantly, shook it with a rattle and said, “Thank you! I love it!”
Other children: “… ??”
The little princess must have said that in order to give Cao Lian face to take care of his mood. That must be it!
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